Here are 62 places you hope you’ll never find urine but know someday you will.

  1. Swimming pool
  2. Elevator
  3. Chimney
  4. Snow
  5. Your leg
  6. Randy Travis Hall of Fame
  7. Baby wets-a-lot doll
  8. Motel 6 bed
  9. Your mouth
  10. Dick Cheney
  11. Above you
  12. Bowling shoe
  13. Water balloon
  14. Confessional Booth
  15. Elm Street
  16. Phish Concert
  17. Fruit platter
  18. Spongebob Pee Pants
  19. Hanging planter box
  20. Pillow
  21. Chippendale after party
  22. Bleachers
  23. Al Roker
  24. Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee
  25. Belly button
  26. Knightrider’s passenger seat
  27. The Oval Office
  28. Jonas Brother’s tour bus
  29. Vegetable Crisper
  30. The entire city of Naco
  31. Martini glass (salted)
  32. Rhinestone Cowboy
  33. Mardi Gras
  34. Cleanup on isle 4
  35. The Splash Zone
  36. Dustan Diamond’s suicide note
  37. Sock drawer
  38. My pocket
  39. Star Wars convention
  40. The set of The View
  41. Ten gallon hat
  42. The Gravitron
  43. Panda Express
  44. Care-a-Lot, home of the Care Bears
  45. Army Recruiter’s office
  46. Barbara Bush
  47. Center of a Tootsie Pop
  48. Snow cone
  49. Glove Compartment
  50. Super Soaker
  51. Taxi
  52. Sauna
  53. Mouthwash
  54. Clown nose
  55. Toilet paper in men’s room
  56. Baseball mitt
  57. Mailbox
  58. The Matterhorn at Disneyland
  59. Ryan Seacrest’s performance eval
  60. Jack-o-Lantern
  61. Toothbrush
  62. Electric fence

Feel free to add to the list.

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